Bum’s Away!
This happens to me all the time! And bird poop is so hard to get off your car, isn’t it? I figured there must be some sort of super-glue involved…
Zombie Boy
The Unlife of the Party!
This happens to me all the time! And bird poop is so hard to get off your car, isn’t it? I figured there must be some sort of super-glue involved…
Okay, I don’t say this often, but that’s just eeeeeeeeeeevil!
An everyday evil, too!
I always knew birds were doing it on purpose!
Their preference is the most recently washed cars, too!
Talk about a sticky subject, this comic reveals the inside secret to the real truth about dreck (bird poop).
Some of that stuff seems to bond at a molecular level! You can hardly even scour it off!
That does seem to be the real recipe for Bird S**t. XD
It’s what I think every time I have to scrub it off my car roof. And fender. And door.
Always fun trying to scrub that stuff off my convertible’s black vinyl roof!
They know exactly where to aim, too!
Oh yes! This is awesome! There’s a Gull bomber of legend that I call: “The Bread Baron”. Bombs away!
Last weekend I had a layover in Dallas, but the insane thunder storms turned that layover into a night in Texas. It was my first time in Texas and I’ve never seen lighting like that. Wild!
Oooo, harsh.
They show no mercy!
So that’s why that bird poop is so hard to clean off of my car!
It’s that secret ingredient!
That’s going to cause some problems.
White poop can’t clean? Maybe I’m thinking of another movie.
It’s more like The Excrementation Game, Rich.
ZB is evil!
He’s just doing what comes natural.
Love the guy running with his briefcase!
Thank, Mat! He’s doing his best to survive the aerial assault.
Ha. Evil little birdie.
He puts the “Eeeeee” in evil!
So that’s how they do it. You’ll be in trouble now Mark once they find out you’re running a Birdieleaks site
It’s far too late for that, Tony. There’s a very poopular telephone wire directly over my parking space…
Love it. You know this makes you a target for revealing their secrets though!
I can see my Wanted poster on the inside of bird houses everywhere!
Hilarious! I laughed so hard I nearly sh*t my pants! [smirk]
I’d suggest you keep super glue and white paint out of your diet if you want to reuse those underwear.
Hahaha this is genius! After years of having this happen to me, now it all makes sense!
Birds don’t like you to know this info, but I did it in the public interest.
I think this dive-bummer has flown a mission or two over my car!
Don’t worry, he’ll come back around again one day!