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A Pinch of Reality

Get Real

on September 25, 2013
Chapter: Comic
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  1. Jesse
    September 25, 2013, 00:10 | # | Reply

    Ugh. I don’t want none o’ that.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 02:34 | # | Reply

      Reality has such a bitter taste, too!

      • Bill Murphy
        September 25, 2013, 08:01 | # | Reply

        Bitter-sweet. But usually just bitter. 😛
        Mark, I really liked the hand gestures today. 😀

        • Zombie Boy
          September 25, 2013, 15:02 | # | Reply

          It’s that octopus hand in the first panel, isn’t it, Bill? I almost redrew it but I kept it like that. Glad you like it!

          • Joseph
            September 25, 2013, 19:09 | # | Reply

            I’m glad you kept it, Mark. It works really well! It mirrors the fumes in the last panel.

            • Zombie Boy
              September 26, 2013, 00:36 | # | Reply

              Thanks, Joseph! I hadn’t noticed that until you pointed it out.

    • Turbo Sloth
      September 26, 2013, 23:03 | # | Reply

      If I wanted reality, I wouldn’t be drawing webcomics in the first place!

      • Zombie Boy
        September 27, 2013, 12:14 | # | Reply

        Amen, brother!

  2. Tim Green
    September 25, 2013, 05:02 | # | Reply

    I think you can find some on aisle 13 at Walmart! 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 14:35 | # | Reply

      I don’t think there’s a milligram of reality in any Walmart anywhere!

      • Vince
        September 25, 2013, 14:44 | # | Reply

        No, Mark, there’s TOO MUCH reality in Walmarts. It’s pure, uncut reality there. It’s like a punch in the face.

        • Zombie Boy
          September 25, 2013, 16:30 | # | Reply

          It’s so real, it’s unreal!

  3. Daniel Barton
    September 25, 2013, 05:55 | # | Reply

    Maybe we will find out next Zombie time, next Zombie channel! 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 15:32 | # | Reply

      I wonder if there is cable in the alternate universe?

  4. Julian
    September 25, 2013, 07:31 | # | Reply

    When you find it, I know a couple guys who really need it in a smoothly.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 15:33 | # | Reply

      A smoothy is a perfect choice. I imagine reality would be hard to swallow…

  5. Cuz I'm Joe
    September 25, 2013, 08:06 | # | Reply

    Once you find it, please buy it in bulk and share

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 14:56 | # | Reply

      I’ll airdrop it if I can find enough of it, Joe!

  6. Bearman
    September 25, 2013, 08:31 | # | Reply

    Is that like a truth pill?

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 16:17 | # | Reply

      The truth and reality are stranger than fiction!

  7. Joseph
    September 25, 2013, 08:32 | # | Reply

    Oh, no! Got too many pinches of reality already! Actually, I got a PUNCH of reality (every morning I wake up to go to work)! Claustria truly IS evil! 😛

    Looks like she’s stock-piling arsenal for a future attack from her arch nemesis Zombie Boy (who just so happens to have received a special potion in the mail). Who will strike first? What are the affects of each deadly concoction? Which of these crazy characters will prevail? Stay tooned!

    Hey, Mark, I love how you made the potion fumes form a question mark! And the hanging garlic is a comic touch! 😀

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 16:17 | # | Reply

      Magic elements have lives of their own, Joseph. I can’t say what may transpire between these two arch-rivals, but whatever happens is going to be fun!

  8. J.P. Keslensky
    September 25, 2013, 08:32 | # | Reply

    You will find the reality on the shelf next to the bottle of sanity in the rare chemicals aisle.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 13:06 | # | Reply

      I must have missed that bottle of sanity, because I could sure use it now!

  9. Michael Corley
    September 25, 2013, 09:48 | # | Reply

    Reality has no place in magic!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 13:07 | # | Reply

      You can evoke that twice!

  10. Chris
    September 25, 2013, 11:11 | # | Reply

    Just a pinch is exactly how much I can handle.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 14:55 | # | Reply

      Nothing says reality like a hard pinch!

  11. Jack of Gulls Comic
    September 25, 2013, 11:46 | # | Reply

    Reality in a comic strip? Hmmm, might be hard to find.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 14:54 | # | Reply

      It’s probably off-panel somewhere.

  12. Gruhn
    September 25, 2013, 13:19 | # | Reply

    Throw in a little Mark Burnett

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 14:53 | # | Reply

      The only reality in Mark Burnett’s reality shows is in his bank account!

  13. Chris Simonite
    September 25, 2013, 14:17 | # | Reply

    If I can figure out a way to bottle reality, I’ll be rich!!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 14:41 | # | Reply

      Most people get it in a check, Chris!

  14. Tom Falco
    September 25, 2013, 15:15 | # | Reply

    On Bravo tv. Real Housewives, Top Chef, etc.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 16:30 | # | Reply

      I guess Solstice doesn’t watch those programs…

  15. Binky
    September 25, 2013, 17:48 | # | Reply

    There’s always one ingredient that you can’t find!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 25, 2013, 18:44 | # | Reply

      Maybe she could go borrow some from the neighbors?

  16. David Hurley
    September 25, 2013, 21:59 | # | Reply

    Always a good question Mark!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 26, 2013, 00:35 | # | Reply

      She’ll probably have to step outside of the comic strip to find it!

  17. George Ford
    September 26, 2013, 11:59 | # | Reply

    I think they sell reality on TV. Your parents have to help you put it together.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 26, 2013, 13:19 | # | Reply

      But, wait! If you order now, they’ll throw in an extra reality! That’s two realities for the price of one!

  18. Axonite
    September 26, 2013, 12:14 | # | Reply

    Almost ready… So close, and yet so far!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 26, 2013, 12:26 | # | Reply

      Story of my life, Tom!

  19. Jande
    September 27, 2013, 23:35 | # | Reply

    *Hands her a bucketful* Here! She can have some of mine! I have plenty to spare. La Dolce Vita!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 28, 2013, 15:33 | # | Reply

      Yes, there is plenty of reality out there, too much of it, I think. I was going for a little moment without it.

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