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Chew on This!

Chew on This!

on July 30, 2014
Chapter: Comic
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  1. Tim Green
    July 30, 2014, 05:15 | # | Reply

    Chewing is overrated! 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 12:41 | # | Reply

      That’s why we have digestion, right?

  2. p.j.
    July 30, 2014, 08:01 | # | Reply

    My Golden is like that. “Chewing is for sissies.”

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 12:45 | # | Reply

      It’s like they’re just skipping the middle dog…

  3. David Hurley
    July 30, 2014, 08:14 | # | Reply

    And it takes too long! 😉

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 14:33 | # | Reply

      I know! Get to the dessert already!

  4. Jack of Gulls Comic
    July 30, 2014, 09:12 | # | Reply

    Gulls are the same way. Just swallow.

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 13:05 | # | Reply

      I guess it’s all a matter of a food-size to throat-size ratio.

      • Nef
        July 31, 2014, 09:31 | # | Reply

        I saw a gull once swallowing a whole sausage. Not the huge kind, but somewhat larger than a hot dog. It seemed to be having a hard time “passing it in” but it eventually did and flew away.

        • Zombie Boy
          July 31, 2014, 14:12 | # | Reply

          I’ve actually felt sorry for birds when I see them try to swallow a chunk of bread much bigger than their beak. Talk about more than a craw full!

  5. J.P. Keslensky
    July 30, 2014, 11:59 | # | Reply

    Why chew when you can cram it down faster. 🙂 You can lead a dog to his bowl but you better get clear when he starts slinging the food.

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 13:05 | # | Reply

      Oh, so you’ve seen my dog eat?

  6. Bearman Cartoons
    July 30, 2014, 12:12 | # | Reply

    I will tell my wife that when she tells me to slow down when I eat

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 13:09 | # | Reply

      I always wolf down my food, which leaves me feeling WAY too full at times. I’m usually already full one helping before I stop.

  7. Joseph
    July 30, 2014, 12:31 | # | Reply

    Teeth are just an adornment for Gorr!

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 13:06 | # | Reply

      Yes, just like his wet nose!

  8. Michael Corley
    July 30, 2014, 13:48 | # | Reply

    When it comes to food, he loves it and leaves it (in his stomach).

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 14:33 | # | Reply

      He’d probably love it more if he tasted it!

  9. Gruhn
    July 30, 2014, 15:29 | # | Reply

    More time for mischief!

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 15:53 | # | Reply

      That’s all that matters!

  10. evan yeti
    July 30, 2014, 17:23 | # | Reply

    Don’t hate, masticate!

    • Zombie Boy
      July 30, 2014, 18:44 | # | Reply

      Haha! Chewing is too much work.

  11. Binky
    July 30, 2014, 20:13 | # | Reply

    Plus chewing wastes too much time!

    • Zombie Boy
      July 31, 2014, 14:08 | # | Reply

      Who has time to taste?

  12. Perk
    July 31, 2014, 08:24 | # | Reply

    I’ve seen a chihuahua swallow food whole simply because its teeth had fallen out.

    • Zombie Boy
      July 31, 2014, 14:09 | # | Reply

      Well, at least it had an excuse.

  13. Rich
    July 31, 2014, 11:31 | # | Reply

    Just use a big straw! Ssssllluurrppp!

    • Zombie Boy
      July 31, 2014, 14:10 | # | Reply

      Maybe for Gorr a hose would work!

  14. Bill Murphy
    July 31, 2014, 12:42 | # | Reply

    Besides, chewing wears your teeth down over time. 😉

    • Zombie Boy
      July 31, 2014, 14:52 | # | Reply

      Yeah, who wants that?

  15. Jande
    July 31, 2014, 14:40 | # | Reply

    know fact (i just made up): All dogs taste their food with their stomachs, hence why they don’t bother chewing but just want to get it in there fast as possible.

    • Zombie Boy
      July 31, 2014, 16:48 | # | Reply

      That probably explains what my dog’s bottomless pit is all about!

    • Tony McGurk
      August 2, 2014, 21:15 | # | Reply

      Sounds feasable Jande

      • Zombie Boy
        August 15, 2014, 00:10 | # | Reply

        It’s all about the shortest distance between two points!

  16. Tony McGurk
    August 2, 2014, 21:14 | # | Reply

    Chewing is just a slow you down process.

    • Zombie Boy
      August 3, 2014, 16:26 | # | Reply

      Gorr has his meals set on speed dial.

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