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Growing a Beard

Growing a Beard

on May 16, 2012
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    • Zombie Boy Comics - Samson
      June 11, 2012, 00:03 | #
  1. Pancho2099
    May 16, 2012, 06:38 | # | Reply

    hahahaha is just the beginning, right?

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:18 | # | Reply

      It’s like the pre-beginning, Pancho!

  2. Pensador Louco
    May 16, 2012, 06:58 | # | Reply

    He’s looking sooo hipster. 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:19 | # | Reply

      It’s not how much you’ve got, it’s what you do with it!

  3. Axonite
    May 16, 2012, 07:52 | # | Reply

    Looks like it’ll be a while before he gets invited to join ZZ Top…

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:21 | # | Reply

      At least he could get himself a pair of Cheap Sunglasses!

  4. Brian
    May 16, 2012, 08:43 | # | Reply

    It’s an ancient art.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:35 | # | Reply

      I don’t he’ll have a handlebar any time soon, though!

  5. Sean
    May 16, 2012, 09:10 | # | Reply

    This is about how it goes for me.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:17 | # | Reply

      It’s not much of a flavor saver, eh?

  6. Rolfe
    May 16, 2012, 09:22 | # | Reply

    I wonder w-hair this strip might be going?

    Enjoying my 3 week ZB fix

    ROLFE

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:12 | # | Reply

      Thanks, Rolfe! I think the hair line ends here. Thanks for reading, I appreciate your support!

  7. Bearman
    May 16, 2012, 09:31 | # | Reply

    I know 30 year old men like that.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 09:51 | # | Reply

      I can’t identify with them because I’ve been shaving since I was 14.

  8. Denny Fincke
    May 16, 2012, 10:10 | # | Reply

    I have those growing on my earlobes now.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:24 | # | Reply

      It’s a curse! We lose hair where we need it, and gain hair where we don’t!

      • Binky
        May 16, 2012, 20:11 | # | Reply

        Same amount of hair, just in inappropriate places!

        • Zombie Boy
          May 16, 2012, 20:58 | # | Reply

          Yes, the most inappropriate areas possible!

  9. jynksie
    May 16, 2012, 10:10 | # | Reply

    Ahhh puberty, I know some men who are still waiting for it! [smirk]

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 10:34 | # | Reply

      A lot of people still carry that “Do not pass Puberty, Do Not Collect Maturity” card.

      • jynksie
        May 16, 2012, 16:36 | # | Reply

        Well, I did pass puberty, but I threw away my maturity card, I couldn’t adhere to the rules! …. and rumor has it, my “senior “card is only a decade or so away! [yikes]

        • Zombie Boy
          May 16, 2012, 21:00 | # | Reply

          Maybe you need to shuffle your deck?

          • jynksie
            May 16, 2012, 21:31 | # | Reply

            Its kind of hard to do when I’m not working with a full deck as it is!
            [smirk]

            • Zombie Boy
              May 16, 2012, 22:04 | # | Reply

              Well, at least it’s obvious you didn’t lose the Joker card!

  10. George
    May 16, 2012, 11:00 | # | Reply

    Hey, a mighty beard begins with but one slight follicle. He’s at a good start. Let’s see if he can keep it up. 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 12:17 | # | Reply

      I just hope he’s not in a hurry!

  11. JerryBenedict
    May 16, 2012, 11:08 | # | Reply

    If he cuts this one, it’ll grow in faster next time!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 12:14 | # | Reply

      I’ve found that to be true….unfortunately, lol.

  12. Michael Karell
    May 16, 2012, 11:54 | # | Reply

    That’s how all majestic beards start.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 12:16 | # | Reply

      Majesty maybe later, right now it’s just a travesty!

  13. Brandon Oliver
    May 16, 2012, 12:59 | # | Reply

    I was lucky. I was one of the few kids where facial hair started growing in pretty normally and not just random scattered hairs.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 13:46 | # | Reply

      Nothing worse than a moustache that won’t connect to a beard! I too, encountered facial hair at an early stage, it’s been a lifelong battle to keep it civilized!

  14. Gooberandcindy.com
    May 16, 2012, 13:59 | # | Reply

    Bwaaa. That’s me. 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 14:36 | # | Reply

      Give it some time, Daniel, sometimes you have to cultivate perfection, lol.

  15. Starrelish
    May 16, 2012, 14:09 | # | Reply

    Haha! Awe poor thing.. He’s has confidence though!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 14:34 | # | Reply

      Yes, he’s VERY proud of himself! Thanks for coming by and commenting, Michelle. I’d like toe encourage everyone to check out your new strip, Kat Daycare! Just started, but I’m having fun reading it so far!

  16. tmcelmurry
    May 16, 2012, 14:48 | # | Reply

    Wear it proud my friend, wear it proud.

    I sported facial hair like that all through high school. I walked with a strut in my step, confident that one night it would sprout into the most manliest beard since Jeremiah Johnson. Here I am at 36 and am still waiting. 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 16:27 | # | Reply

      You know, as much as it might pain you to want a beard, I can say growing up it was a pain to have to start shaving while still in early high school. Now that I can grow a full beard, it pains me even more because of the lack of non-white hair I find, lol.

  17. Jande
    May 16, 2012, 15:08 | # | Reply

    Why do I get the feeling “growing a beard” is gonna take awhile, maybe never? Good one, Mark! <3

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 16:26 | # | Reply

      Dreaming is free, Jande! lol

  18. Dave
    May 16, 2012, 17:33 | # | Reply

    You gotta start somewhere!

  19. Daniel Elliott
    May 16, 2012, 19:06 | # | Reply

    He looks like grizzly adams!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 20:56 | # | Reply

      Haha, Daniel, that’s an interesting perspective. I’m sure Duncan would love to know that.

  20. Binky
    May 16, 2012, 20:09 | # | Reply

    One hairy hair at a time!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 16, 2012, 20:59 | # | Reply

      And he hangs on the one little hair, too!

  21. Tyler
    May 17, 2012, 01:36 | # | Reply

    Well, it is lovely!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 09:30 | # | Reply

      That’s a very positive way of looking at it, Tyler!

  22. Tim Green
    May 17, 2012, 05:20 | # | Reply

    I think most young men have done this! 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 09:30 | # | Reply

      And they’re so proud, even if it only is one hair!

  23. Jack of Gulls Comic
    May 17, 2012, 08:28 | # | Reply

    Reminds me of my High School beard.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 09:33 | # | Reply

      So I take it you weren’t sporting a chin curtain during high school?

      • Jack of Gulls Comic
        May 18, 2012, 18:05 | # | Reply

        Not even close. I didn’t even have any threads to begin a ‘chin curtain.’

        • Zombie Boy
          May 19, 2012, 00:54 | # | Reply

          Just a wisp of a beard, then?

  24. Chris K
    May 17, 2012, 13:46 | # | Reply

    Pretty impressive eye on Zombie Boy.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 13:54 | # | Reply

      He sees pretty good for a kid with no pupils!

  25. Betsy Brock
    May 17, 2012, 15:16 | # | Reply

    That’s an extremely manicured beard he’s got there.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 15:53 | # | Reply

      It’s a microscopic goatee, lol!

  26. masta8
    May 17, 2012, 17:19 | # | Reply

    I wish that’s how it happened with me. But I’ve had a mustach since I was five. Smh

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 21:51 | # | Reply

      You must have been the baddest kid around!

  27. Warren Frantz
    May 17, 2012, 18:12 | # | Reply

    If it’s a playoff beard, he better hurry! We will be crowning a hockey champion soon!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 17, 2012, 21:53 | # | Reply

      I think he’s got quite a few more seasons to come before he’ll have anything close to a playoff beard, Warren!

  28. Togotooner
    May 21, 2012, 14:20 | # | Reply

    Sadly,..I could shave 3 times a day and STILL have stubble before day’s end. Funny thing though,…..as I age….I can’t grow hair where I need it,..but can grow it like a bamboo forest where I don’t want it!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 21, 2012, 14:25 | # | Reply

      That is Mother Nature’s little joke on men. I’ve got the ear hair to prove it!

  29. Jenn
    May 21, 2012, 14:48 | # | Reply

    puberty has come!

    • Zombie Boy
      May 21, 2012, 15:52 | # | Reply

      Bring on the pimples!

  30. Tony McGurk
    May 27, 2012, 15:49 | # | Reply

    Ha Ha Ha!!! It should really take off once puberty kicks in.
    Actually we have a bloke at work who has a very similar growth on his face.

    • Zombie Boy
      May 27, 2012, 19:45 | # | Reply

      Two hairs after puberty.

  31. Tony McGurk
    May 27, 2012, 15:51 | # | Reply

    Oh I just noticed Jenn’s comment.
    Maybe he should keep it trimmed to that length. There was a report on TV the other night that said women find beards a turn off but apparently stubble is sexy…

    • Zombie Boy
      May 27, 2012, 19:55 | # | Reply

      I don’t think one trimmed hair counts as stubble, but I think he’s got potential!

  32. The Free ranger comic
    May 27, 2012, 16:05 | # | Reply

    Story of my life. 🙁

    • Zombie Boy
      May 27, 2012, 19:50 | # | Reply

      I won’t try to split hairs with you then! Thanks for stopping by and commenting, Lee!

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