Zombie Boy

The Unlife of the Party!
  • The Cast
  • Dawn of Zombie Boy
  • Fan Art
  • Contact
Sour Note

Sour Milk

on December 12, 2012
Chapter: Comic
Comments RSS

Discussion (49) ¬

  1. Llama118j
    December 12, 2012, 00:14 | # | Reply

    Today on Zombie Boy: scalding criticism of society
    I approve :3

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 12:18 | # | Reply

      He’s not anti-Christmas, he just has an allergy to goodness and light. Glad you like it, Llama!

  2. Gooberandcindy.com
    December 12, 2012, 01:53 | # | Reply

    hehehe. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 11:02 | # | Reply

      Lactose laffs, Daniel.

  3. Tim Green
    December 12, 2012, 05:48 | # | Reply

    Check the date on that…I think it’s expired!

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 11:34 | # | Reply

      Let’ see… Dec. 25, 0001! Oops, I think you’re right, Tim!

  4. Tony McGurk
    December 12, 2012, 07:07 | # | Reply

    I guess kindness & zombies don’t mix too well. Where does that milk come from anyway??? Is there a kindness cow???

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 12:19 | # | Reply

      I think the milk of human kindness was replaced by soy years ago, but no one’s talking…

      • Tony McGurk
        December 12, 2012, 19:32 | # | Reply

        The soy of human kindness…
        Hmmm… It just doesn’t conjure up the same warm feeling

    • Jande
      December 12, 2012, 14:05 | # | Reply

      Milk of “Human” Kindness, Tony. Comes from Humans. ;`)

      • Zombie Boy
        December 12, 2012, 16:12 | # | Reply

        I just don’t want to imagine the kind of gadget he has to use to get that milk, though!

      • Tony McGurk
        December 12, 2012, 19:32 | # | Reply

        The breastmilk of human kindness? Ewww…

        • Zombie Boy
          December 12, 2012, 19:42 | # | Reply

          Where it all comes from beats the Dickens out of me!

  5. jynksie
    December 12, 2012, 08:01 | # | Reply

    love-LOVE the holly under the nose. Nice touch! [grin]

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 10:49 | # | Reply

      Morgan’s gettin’ his festive on, Jynksie!

  6. Tom Falco
    December 12, 2012, 08:16 | # | Reply

    It’s like garlic to a vampire.

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 10:49 | # | Reply

      What kind of zombie is kind, anyway?

  7. J.P. Keslensky
    December 12, 2012, 08:28 | # | Reply

    It’s an udder classic. Re-light the candles, I love the “happy birthday” cake hat look on Father Christmas.

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 10:58 | # | Reply

      The Spirit of Christmas Present probably won’t come anywhere near Zombie Boy next year!

  8. Hatch!
    December 12, 2012, 09:25 | # | Reply

    Oh my gosh. So cute.
    I love love love love everything about this.

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 10:57 | # | Reply

      Appreciate that, Hatch! I’ve always loved the Dickensian era of Christmas and especially those wonderful vintage line drawings from the original book.

  9. Bill Murphy
    December 12, 2012, 09:58 | # | Reply

    After all that “Jesus blood” I was forced to drink as a child, human milk is just crossing the line.

    Very nice festive banner by the way! ๐Ÿ˜€
    The snow bird-angel is a great touch.

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 10:46 | # | Reply

      I’ve always taken the milk of human kindness as more symbolic as an elixir of the spirit of Christmas, but maybe there is a Mother Christmas out there somewhere!

      Thanks for noticing the bird-angel, it’s my fave part!

  10. Carlo Ostrout
    December 12, 2012, 11:03 | # | Reply

    It’s a spit take! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 11:49 | # | Reply

      It works, even in comic strips!

  11. David Hurley
    December 12, 2012, 11:15 | # | Reply

    Hahaha…we don’t want that! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 11:50 | # | Reply

      Especially this time of year!

  12. DadaHyena
    December 12, 2012, 11:36 | # | Reply

    Lactose intolerant…or just joy intolerant?

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 12:50 | # | Reply

      Both, I’m sure! Especially the latter…

  13. Roland
    December 12, 2012, 13:56 | # | Reply

    I wonder if that milk of human kindness is in a bottle or if he just has it on tap.

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 16:06 | # | Reply

      I imagine he’s got factories manufacturing it somewhere, and it’s stored in 50 story tall tanks. I think a lot of people could do with a case or two of it, lol!

  14. Jande
    December 12, 2012, 14:24 | # | Reply

    I’m sure it’s better than the rice milk of human kindness… :`P

    Lovely job on the goblet and the Ghost of Christmas Present! รขโ„ขยฅ

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 16:22 | # | Reply

      Too bad he won’t be trying to spread holiday cheer to Zombie Boy next year! At least, if he knows what’s good for him! Thanks for the nice art compliments, Jande!

  15. George
    December 12, 2012, 14:51 | # | Reply

    Kindness is kind of evil, isn’t it? ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 16:24 | # | Reply

      “Kind” is a four-letter word to Zombie Boy.

  16. Binky
    December 12, 2012, 18:35 | # | Reply

    That would be pretty rare stuff indeed.

    • Zombie Boy
      December 12, 2012, 19:42 | # | Reply

      Think it went away with the Dodo.

  17. JerryBenedict
    December 13, 2012, 16:52 | # | Reply

    I wonder how much that milk costs per gallon? Does it come in low fat?

    • G6-O_r61_oRR
      December 13, 2012, 21:05 | # | Reply

      Low fat kindness milk is drunk by those people who let the elevator door close on your face just as you reach it.

  18. Starrelish
    December 13, 2012, 20:16 | # | Reply

    Something looked fishy about this merry man from the first panel lol.. ZB was trusting for a moment… but he’s no fool!! ^_^

    • G6-O_r61_oRR
      December 13, 2012, 21:02 | # | Reply

      ZB was just trying to size him up. That human kindness threw him off his game!

  19. Michael Corley
    December 13, 2012, 20:25 | # | Reply

    Don’t you know he’s kindness intolerant!

    • G6-O_r61_oRR
      December 13, 2012, 21:01 | # | Reply

      The milk is incidental!

  20. Gruhn
    December 14, 2012, 09:33 | # | Reply

    I’m thinking he would hit it off with the Grinch?

    • G6-O_r61_oRR
      December 14, 2012, 11:12 | # | Reply

      I’m sure they could share holiday war stories….

  21. A.M.Frasier
    December 15, 2012, 09:29 | # | Reply

    HAAAA this really made me laugh out loud. This is hilarious!

    • G6-O_r61_oRR
      December 15, 2012, 10:55 | # | Reply

      I’m glad, A. M.! Nothing says funny like a little milk through the nose!

  22. ROLFE
    December 18, 2012, 09:11 | # | Reply

    This made me laugh and tea to squirt up and out my nose.

    I hope you are happy? Where do I send the dry cleaning bill?

    Brilliant stuff!

    ROLFE

    • G6-O_r61_oRR
      December 18, 2012, 10:25 | # | Reply

      ‘Tis a fine mess you’ve made, Rolfe! You’ll have to take up that bill with the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come, although I’ve heard his customer service skills can be a bit abrasive. Thanks so much, and Happy Holidays!

Comment ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Latest Comics

  • Happyverse
  • Cherry Blossom Bandit
  • Battle Family Robinson
  • Missed a Spot
  • Zombie Boy Comics’ 10th Anniversary Guest Art
  • Top Ten Zombie Boy Comics of the Decade
  • Zombie Boy Comics’ 10th Anniversary!
  • Bubblesan

Zombie Boy Comics

©2010-2022 Mark Stokes | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑