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Disgruntled Employee

Disgruntled Employee

on January 18, 2012
Chapter: Comic
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  1. Will Terrell
    January 18, 2012, 00:35 | # | Reply

    Its always the mandrake root!

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 01:01 | # | Reply

      Yes, indeed. That’s strong stuff!

  2. Becky
    January 18, 2012, 05:13 | # | Reply

    Wow he’s certainly not the shy and retiring type of homunculus is he? Where will he work now? I can’t see him behind the counter at McDonalds 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:17 | # | Reply

      For a magical being of his stature, I don’t see his window of employment opening all the way. But I have to say your idea of him working at McDonald’s cracks me up!

  3. Tim Green
    January 18, 2012, 05:18 | # | Reply

    Maybe he just wants a parking space?

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:18 | # | Reply

      To park his little clay minivan.

  4. Dr. X
    January 18, 2012, 08:26 | # | Reply

    Or maybe that little guy used it

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:20 | # | Reply

      Maybe he’s been eatin’ that stuff and it went to his little clay head.

  5. Bearman
    January 18, 2012, 08:31 | # | Reply

    Better make sure to stop putting that in my wife’s food.

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:24 | # | Reply

      Lol, talk about life imitating art…

  6. Barbaric Bob
    January 18, 2012, 09:09 | # | Reply

    you gotta wonder what dough play eats

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:25 | # | Reply

      From the way this guy is acting, probably caviar.

  7. Axonite
    January 18, 2012, 09:43 | # | Reply

    Where did he get that recipe…?

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:26 | # | Reply

      An old book of alchemy. Too bad there was a stain covering up the last word of that spell.

  8. Jason Shasteen
    January 18, 2012, 10:22 | # | Reply

    whenever one door SLAMS!!!…another door to anger management class opens.

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:32 | # | Reply

      Hoohoo Jason that’s hilarious! “My name is Homunculus, and I’m a rageholic.” Group: “Hello, Humonculus!”

  9. jynksie
    January 18, 2012, 10:29 | # | Reply

    I’m thinking Morgan accidentally used a “mirror image” spell on that pile of dough! [smirk]

    Bearman took my original comment. He’s been in my head for awhile and I he won’t leave! [glares]

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 10:35 | # | Reply

      There’s a Bearman in my head, and he’s underneath my bed, and my lady’s getting cranky!

  10. JerryBenedict
    January 18, 2012, 11:22 | # | Reply

    He might be able to rig up a deal with the profit sharing… what’s half of $0?

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 11:49 | # | Reply

      Let’s see….nothing minus nothing, carry the 0…hmmm… hey, that’s nothing!

  11. DadaHyena
    January 18, 2012, 11:34 | # | Reply

    Ha! Grumpy widdle’ Golem!

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 11:50 | # | Reply

      Haha, grumpy widdle Golem. That’s fun to say!

  12. Brandon Oliver
    January 18, 2012, 12:57 | # | Reply

    Homunculus rights now!!!

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 15:59 | # | Reply

      “Hey, hey I may be clay,
      If you don’t pay, then I won’t stay!”

  13. Jande
    January 18, 2012, 13:31 | # | Reply

    Wasn’t mandrake root used as the old fashioned version of viag**? (not sure if I should type that whole word here)

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 15:50 | # | Reply

      That could explain his status-seeking, testosterone-induced temper tantrum, Jande!

  14. Michael Hawkins
    January 18, 2012, 14:59 | # | Reply

    If you want an obedient assistant who acts as your muscle, you need to use Lothar root.

    • Zombie Boy
      January 18, 2012, 16:00 | # | Reply

      Zombie Boy was just one letter off!

  15. Mort J. Moose
    January 19, 2012, 03:49 | # | Reply

    Ain’t that the breaks. He wouldn’t even be alive without Zombie Boy. Where is the gratitude.

    • Zombie Boy
      January 19, 2012, 10:30 | # | Reply

      You’d think so, right? I guess haters gotta hate!

      • Mort J. Moose
        January 19, 2012, 11:55 | # | Reply

        These youngin’ just don’t have any respect for their elders.

        • Zombie Boy
          January 19, 2012, 14:31 | # | Reply

          Minutes old and already demanding the car keys!

  16. Christian Henry
    January 19, 2012, 06:02 | # | Reply

    You must have used just the right amount of mandrake root to conjure up this strip. Funny stuff!

    • Zombie Boy
      January 19, 2012, 10:54 | # | Reply

      A little mandrake root goes a long way, though. Good for me, bad for ZB. I’m glad you like it, Christian!

  17. Tony Mcgurk
    January 19, 2012, 14:55 | # | Reply

    Mandrake root must be high in steroids. He’s one angry little critter

    • Zombie Boy
      January 19, 2012, 15:00 | # | Reply

      Root Rage.

  18. Binky
    January 19, 2012, 22:20 | # | Reply

    Your creations can’t make demands like that!

    • Zombie Boy
      January 20, 2012, 00:24 | # | Reply

      Tell that to clay boy.

  19. Frank M Hansen
    January 20, 2012, 18:26 | # | Reply

    Great one. Very funny.

    • Zombie Boy
      January 20, 2012, 23:57 | # | Reply

      Thanks Frank!

  20. Jenn
    January 23, 2012, 01:08 | # | Reply

    haha, caught onto your pun!

    • Zombie Boy
      January 23, 2012, 05:05 | # | Reply

      Around here, there’s always a pun in the oven.

  21. George
    January 23, 2012, 10:50 | # | Reply

    I usually leave out the Mandrake Root myself. It adds too much flava. 😀

    • Zombie Boy
      January 23, 2012, 12:43 | # | Reply

      Now Morgan knows. These spells have to be handled delicately…

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