“The swat” team in insect world is very different.
For bugs, “swat” is a four-letter word!
Call in the swat team!
They’re waiting under a rock for their signal!
OH NOSE! Better send in the SWAT team!
Swat is not a word bugs use in polite company!
Hmm… suicide?
Suicide by giant flyswatter… what a complicated yet thrilling hypothesis!
Looks like the murder weapon has been found!
Could be. They’ll need DNA to link it to the victim, though.
Do you see splatter?
Send in the bug splatter expert!
It was Professor Plum on the police line tape with the fly swatter!
You’re very astute, Enrique. Did you ever consider a job in bug criminal justice?
Colonel Frog, with the Flyswatter, in the pasture.
Leave it up to a croaker to croak someone!
Just be sure the police tape isn’t fly tape!
That would stop criminals in their tracks!
The swatter sure looks suspicious, but who moved the body to its current position?
Only two people know, Nef. The swatter, and the victim, but he’s not buzzing.
It was the butler. It’s always the butler. A butler who HATES flies.
Or perhaps it was a spider butler?
They need stronger flyswatter laws.
Not if the National Flyswatters Association has anything to say about it!
The bug never stood a chance! 🙁
Even if he was standing sideways!
It was me cop-peh! Yeh see, he was buggin me, so I swatted him good! [smirk]
Swatted him but good!
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“The swat” team in insect world is very different.
For bugs, “swat” is a four-letter word!
Call in the swat team!
They’re waiting under a rock for their signal!
OH NOSE! Better send in the SWAT team!
Swat is not a word bugs use in polite company!
Hmm… suicide?
Suicide by giant flyswatter… what a complicated yet thrilling hypothesis!
Looks like the murder weapon has been found!
Could be. They’ll need DNA to link it to the victim, though.
Do you see splatter?
Send in the bug splatter expert!
It was Professor Plum on the police line tape with the fly swatter!
You’re very astute, Enrique. Did you ever consider a job in bug criminal justice?
Colonel Frog, with the Flyswatter, in the pasture.
Leave it up to a croaker to croak someone!
Just be sure the police tape isn’t fly tape!
That would stop criminals in their tracks!
The swatter sure looks suspicious, but who moved the body to its current position?
Only two people know, Nef. The swatter, and the victim, but he’s not buzzing.
It was the butler. It’s always the butler. A butler who HATES flies.
Or perhaps it was a spider butler?
They need stronger flyswatter laws.
Not if the National Flyswatters Association has anything to say about it!
The bug never stood a chance! 🙁
Even if he was standing sideways!
It was me cop-peh! Yeh see, he was buggin me, so I swatted him good! [smirk]
Swatted him but good!