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Modern Curses

Modern Curses

on September 7, 2011
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  1. Will Terrell
    September 7, 2011, 00:54 | # | Reply

    Good to know.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 10:47 | # | Reply

      Just look for them in your local santeria’s frozen food section!

  2. George
    September 7, 2011, 02:10 | # | Reply

    The times, they are a’changin’. 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 10:44 | # | Reply

      No more sticky black pots full of who-knows-what stinkin’ up the place! It’s all pre-packaged now…

  3. Goeber.com
    September 7, 2011, 02:53 | # | Reply

    Ahh. The future has arived.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 10:46 | # | Reply

      Everything is so easy now!

  4. Tony McGurk
    September 7, 2011, 04:09 | # | Reply

    Spectrum, Dectrum, Vincti, Vectrum rhymes Rectum. It’s not a diarrhea curse is it??? Technology is such a time saver. I’m sure that no modern witch boils the cauldron anymore

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 10:50 | # | Reply

      Tony, I’m getting flush. Maybe you’re right. I’m just glad I’m not the one with my name on her pot!

  5. Tony McGurk
    September 7, 2011, 04:10 | # | Reply

    Rhymes WITH rectum. I forgot the WITH…

  6. Hjörtur Hjartarson
    September 7, 2011, 09:15 | # | Reply

    HAHAHA! Very well done!
    I wonder if you can buy a curse to go?

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 10:53 | # | Reply

      Sure you can. Just run down to your local santeria botanica and ask for the frozen spells section…

  7. JerryBenedict
    September 7, 2011, 09:34 | # | Reply

    That’s a really handy thing for the witch on the go!

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 10:56 | # | Reply

      Anything to save time. You know how it is these days. Cast a curse, do your homework, ride with mom to pick up her dry cleaning, stop by the grocery store, take a bath, brush your teeth, go to school….

  8. Frank M Hansen
    September 7, 2011, 16:32 | # | Reply

    Love the body expressions in panels one and two.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 23:58 | # | Reply

      Since she’s mostly just a silhouette, I have to think in terms of shape. Appreciate the nice comment.

  9. jynksie
    September 7, 2011, 16:46 | # | Reply

    Next, we’ll see her reciting her curses on twitter and having them sent to the microwave! #ItCouldHappen …and then she’ll google+ the results! o.O

    • Zombie Boy
      September 7, 2011, 23:59 | # | Reply

      Hmm Jynksie, you might have just written a future strip…

  10. Bearman
    September 7, 2011, 16:47 | # | Reply

    Is that jar microwave safe. If not, I am not drinking the potion.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 8, 2011, 00:01 | # | Reply

      I’m guessin’ some of that nasty spell will linger in the microwave. You know how a burnt curse stays in a room!

  11. Binky
    September 7, 2011, 20:35 | # | Reply

    I wonder if witches can buy all their special ingredients online now, too? It’d make things a whole lot easier for them.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 8, 2011, 00:02 | # | Reply

      Yeah, witchdoctor.com. I just made that up, but I’m sure that URL has been taken…

  12. Jenn
    September 9, 2011, 23:17 | # | Reply

    Is that a magic microwave as well then?

    • Zombie Boy
      September 10, 2011, 01:00 | # | Reply

      I believe it’s just an ordinary microwave. The magic is all in the ingredients.and the way she pronounces “Vectum!”

  13. alecho
    September 14, 2011, 21:03 | # | Reply

    Hahaha, witchcraft has changed a lot 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      September 14, 2011, 23:33 | # | Reply

      Forgot slaving over a hot, bubbling black cauldron. That’s so Dark Ages! A modern witch has no time for that mess!

  14. Stephen Donnelly
    September 18, 2011, 15:01 | # | Reply

    Love it!, this panel had me smiling, thanks good one.

    • Zombie Boy
      September 18, 2011, 17:43 | # | Reply

      Cauldrons are SO passé, don’t you think?

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