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on April 23, 2012
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  1. James
    April 23, 2012, 00:16 | # | Reply

    Cats can murder people and still be adorable at the same time. Evil things that they are.

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 01:44 | # | Reply

      Dainty paws are the devil’s tools.

  2. Tim Green
    April 23, 2012, 06:06 | # | Reply

    You definitely nailed down cats with this one…now pry him up before I call PETA! 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 10:25 | # | Reply

      I think I’m going to leave him right where he is, Tim. He seems quite territorial about it.

  3. Bearman
    April 23, 2012, 07:12 | # | Reply

    I type this just as I finally got the cat out of my chair.

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 10:25 | # | Reply

      The hardest part is when they sink their claws deep in the fabric. It’s like super velcro!

      • Binky
        April 23, 2012, 22:10 | # | Reply

        Or deep into your flesh.

        • Zombie Boy
          April 23, 2012, 23:32 | # | Reply

          That is one exquisite form of pain.

  4. Pancho2099
    April 23, 2012, 07:52 | # | Reply

    yeah, this is quite typical of cats …

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 10:28 | # | Reply

      They just allow us to be amongst them. According to them, the priviledge is ours.

  5. jynksie
    April 23, 2012, 09:26 | # | Reply

    I am not a cat fan, feed it to Gorr I say! [smirk]

    …besides, if your cat finds you dead, it will eat you. Your dog however, will lay beside you and protect you! …. I have no idea where this falls in a “Ripleys Believe It Or Not Segment” though! [blinks]

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 11:19 | # | Reply

      I’m glad this is just a cartoon cat! Sounds like a strip from “Jynksie’s Believe It or Smirk.”

  6. The Code Crimson
    April 23, 2012, 10:23 | # | Reply

    Cat’s so totally own us. And the interwebs. We are at their mercy…

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 10:35 | # | Reply

      So they lead us to believe… It’s all a cat conspiracy, lol. Thanks for stopping by and commenting!

  7. Marieke
    April 23, 2012, 11:10 | # | Reply

    Haha, my cats always do that too 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 11:19 | # | Reply

      Haha, so I’m not the only one!

  8. DadaHyena
    April 23, 2012, 12:31 | # | Reply

    Pets always have the supernatural ability to shove people off of chairs, couches, beds, etc. It’s inhuman!

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 12:34 | # | Reply

      And they know exactly what they’re doing, too! Inhuman, indeed.

  9. Daniel Elliott
    April 23, 2012, 13:57 | # | Reply

    Never… EVER take a cats spot lol

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 15:26 | # | Reply

      Whatever spot you’re in, is the cat’s spot.

  10. Justin
    April 23, 2012, 14:47 | # | Reply

    My dog does this to me all the time.

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 15:23 | # | Reply

      It’s like whatever spot you’re in is the most important spot in the Universe!

  11. Warren Frantz
    April 23, 2012, 15:23 | # | Reply

    I have 2 HUGE dogs and both think they are small enough to cuddle. So funny that they have no idea about their sizes!

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 16:53 | # | Reply

      Some little dogs think they’re big, and some big dogs think they’re little. I guess it’s all relative to the dog.

  12. JerryBenedict
    April 23, 2012, 15:41 | # | Reply

    It’s for this reason I don’t let cats in my art room… one of them always steals the chair at my drawing table!

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 17:07 | # | Reply

      Not to mention all that pussy-footing on your drawing table!

      • Dave
        April 23, 2012, 20:14 | # | Reply

        Mine likes to get up there when the ink is still wet!

        • Zombie Boy
          April 23, 2012, 20:39 | # | Reply

          The optimal time to do the most damage, no?

  13. caost
    April 23, 2012, 15:44 | # | Reply

    I experience that daily, but with a dog! 🙂

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 17:06 | # | Reply

      A pet’s ground zero is the exact same spot we want to be, lol, usually right on top of us!

  14. George
    April 23, 2012, 15:51 | # | Reply

    My at will take the chance of me squishing him just to get my seat away from me. What a cuddly daredevil.

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 17:05 | # | Reply

      Always remember… they are the superior creatures and everything will work out alright!

  15. Jande
    April 23, 2012, 21:41 | # | Reply

    I love cats for their cuddliness and regal esthetic forms, and dogs for their slurpy goofy awesomeness. I’ve always felt like a cat watching me was never failing to think, “If you were the size of a mouse…” :`D

    It’s Brilliant what you can do with a few lines and dab or two of colour, Mark. :`)

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 23:36 | # | Reply

      I like the way you define cats and dogs, Jande, very poetic, and with great admiration for them. Thanks kindly for the nice compliment, too!

  16. Binky
    April 23, 2012, 22:11 | # | Reply

    Zombieboy has some nerve sitting in the cat’s chair like that.

    • Zombie Boy
      April 23, 2012, 23:37 | # | Reply

      What gall! Master of all he surveys, right?

  17. Jenn
    April 24, 2012, 03:38 | # | Reply

    Do you have a cat, Mark? They’re ridiculously intelligent and cunning =D

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 11:25 | # | Reply

      Honestly, no I don’t own one. I’ve been around enough of them to appreciate their unique lifestyles, though.

  18. Mort J. Moose
    April 24, 2012, 03:38 | # | Reply

    I’ll just add this to the long list of why I should never get a cat.

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 11:28 | # | Reply

      Cats are like the Three Stooges. Either you love ’em or you hate ’em.

  19. Brandon Oliver
    April 24, 2012, 13:40 | # | Reply

    That’s my cat for sure. “Oh, that spot where your butt’s been has all the warmth now? MINE.”

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 14:09 | # | Reply

      Entitlement thy name is cat!

  20. Chris K
    April 24, 2012, 15:32 | # | Reply

    My cat likes the computer chair also ZB. What is it with that seat and cats?

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 17:30 | # | Reply

      They know a good spot when they see yours.

  21. Gary B.
    April 24, 2012, 15:33 | # | Reply

    You know you had the best seat in the house when your pet usurps your positition!

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 17:37 | # | Reply

      We always have to remember, cats don’t belong to us, we belong to them.

  22. Angus
    April 24, 2012, 18:48 | # | Reply

    Cats are so bossy. I don’t like them…

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 22:30 | # | Reply

      Cats are our overlords, Angus. The sooner we accept this simple fact, the easier things will be on all of us.

      • Angus
        April 27, 2012, 02:51 | # | Reply

        I don’t like that concept. I thought Dixie was my overlord

  23. Tyler
    April 24, 2012, 20:38 | # | Reply

    “Why are you on the floor? I NEED PAMPERING, STAT!”

    • Zombie Boy
      April 24, 2012, 21:54 | # | Reply

      That about sums up a cat’s world view, Tyler.

  24. Gooberandcindy.com
    April 25, 2012, 01:34 | # | Reply

    Mine!

    • Zombie Boy
      April 25, 2012, 10:45 | # | Reply

      You got that right!

  25. Denny Fincke
    April 25, 2012, 09:46 | # | Reply

    I’ve had a few cats who not only love desk chairs, but get real territorial over them!

    • Zombie Boy
      April 25, 2012, 11:35 | # | Reply

      Oh yes, they get up high and are the masters of all they survey!

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