Private Insultations on December 9, 2011 Chapter: Comic Now that would be a fun career, don’t you think?
The Zombie is in.
Some people just can’t handle a good bad mouthing!
Not a bad career choice… Not sure he’d get much repeat business, though!
I’m sure sessions are scarce.
LOL the only problem with having this job is that I don’t think anyone would be willing to be insulted! Unless…you’re a masochist. Then it’s ok.
There are plenty of practitioners of this particular branch of psychiatry everywhere, but usually their therapy is completely unsolicited.
I’ve had one of those. They’re not as fun as you might think.
I have too, but it’s not something I would ever make an appointment for!
“You walk like a pigeon”, what a brilliant insult. I think Zombie Boy has found his niche.
He just calls it as he sees it, Becky. I’m sure professionally the competition is low.
You walk like a pigeon! One clearly senses the inventiveness of the professional behind these insults:)
He has a PhD in Insultology!
That would be considered customer service by a cellphone carrier!
Been there. True that!
Now thats a kid who speaks my language! [grin]
His approach is a lot cruder then yours though, Jynksie. You kill ’em with wit a (grin) and a (smirk).
Jynks is all about the smirk.
Jynksie has elevated *smirk* to an art form!
You both had me at “Hello Mr. Smirkypants””, no need to flatter me more! [SMIRK] [WINK] [GRIN]
‘Tis the season to be SMIRKY, Jynksie!
Sign me up!
I’ll pass the word on to Zombie Boy. Maybe he can pencil you in…
He’s very good at what he does.
Being naturally mean and ornery helps quite a lot, too!
Reminds me of the Appolonius of Tianna tent from “7 Faces of Dr. Lao”: everyone leaves crying just because the guy inside told you the truth!
People sometimes have a hard time dealing with the truth, especially if you don’t candy-coat it. Never saw that film, gonna have to check it out.
LOL… I guess we all need that once in a while
Keeps us balanced. Best to keep it limited, though…Thanks for stopping in and commenting, Doc!
ZB could consider becoming a jury member on a talent show…
Or an art critic, lol.
ZB better get paid in advance!
And a signed waiver with no refunds!
i could do that job 😀
Let me know how that works for you, Bob. I’m not sure how long you could stay in business, you’d never have many good referrals!
i could get good referals in the bad talking buisness 😀
and destroy every other job i could ever get :/ so my only option would be politician D: ow god nevermind il stay with what i am doing
That would be going from bad to worse, haha. I guess it would depend on which one pays better…
Need this at work, ASAP!
Do you have an Inhuman Resource Department, lol?
Haha! How much dose it cost?
Zombie Boy says if you have to ask, you can’t afford it, lol! (I think he gave you a freebee…)
Ouch, the truth can be ugly! nice one, Mark!
The truth can be ugly or beautiful, it works both ways sometimes.