She should have said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your death and misery!”
Death for ZB, Misery for everyone else.
Some days moods are meant to be foul!
For Morgan, that’s most days!
That is SO Live-ist.
Can you believe how tactless some people can be to the living dead?
Someone’s glass is obviously half empty.
A half glass of formaldehyde.
Some people can be so cold!
And so insensitive to the “death-challenged”.
you could re-phrase it. “today’s the last day of the rest of your life.”
That sounds like a good catch phrase!
Aww… Summer is over already?
I love her and her pink shoulders!
She’s that upbeat character that you want to beat down on Monday mornings!
Hehe! Pink shoulders.. Those are cute!
And that’s the only dress she ever wears.
Lol, is that what they’re trying to pass school off as these days?
Consider the source, Brandon. She’s probably the only one in the entire school who thinks like that, especially on the first day!
Shouldn’t it be “today is the first day of the rest on your undead life”? I’m not fluent in zombie talk, just spit-balling here! [grin]
You really have to be careful how you put things to someone who is “living-challenged”! They can be sensitive about their lack of breath.
Does Morgan eat brains? If so, the school would be like a supermarket! Good times….
No, brains are not part of his diet. He comes from old-school hoodoo, he’s a reanimated corpse, and not particulary hungry at all actually (especially for cafeteria food, lol).
You don’t want him on your bad side. (either side really)
And you definitely don’t want to be on his bad side!
First day of the rest of your death she means
Her heart was in the right place, but her brain was somewhere else.
This guy needs some coffee and an Egg McMuffin lol..
Even dead kids have feelings!
A little perspective would have helped a lot. –hers, not yours, Mark! :`D
There should be more zombie tolerance in this world, lol.
Some sayings don’t translate well to the undead.
Especially if the grave is half empty!
I’ve never liked that phrase. I guess it’s one of those “glass is half full or half empty” deals, but it always sounds so overwhelmingly depressive to me.
Guess I should hang out with Zombie Boy more often!
And super-cheery-first-thing-on-Monday-morning people are the worst, lol!
An ancient book of wisdom has this written in it He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him. I read that as saying that a super-cheery-loud voiced greeting on any morning is worthy of a smack upside the head. at least.
If its in that ancient book of wisdom it must be so!
I’d get a smaller glass and call it good. I guess the reaction to that saying would have to do more with the idea of one having something to look forward to. Just doing the same boring thing every day would be like a undying death sentence, yeeech. ZB at least has his demon dog to keep things interesting.
Life (and unlife) is what you make it, I guess. And demon dogs do keep things interesting, that’s for sure! Thanks for stopping by and commenting, Ol’ Gui, I appreciate it!
Carlo Ostrout stole my line. I guess glum is good for the undead.
Glum and grim are two of ZB’s fave expressions.
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